The Monday Top 5!

Top 5 kinds of guys, starting with those who dig me the most:
1. Ass men. These guys really dig me. I have a size 8 ass grafted onto what would otherwise be a size 4 body. Needless to say my husband is an ass man.
2. Breast men. The ones that are not anti-ass dig me. Some breast guys are anti-ass, though.
3. Leg men. These guys are all anti-ass. Plus I'm short. And I don't have particularly skinny legs.
2. Foot fetishists. These creepy wackos are the reason I don't get pedicures. Also I have wide feet, and these guys tend to like narrow feet.
1. Guys who only like chicks who look like models. Personally, I think these guys are all either (a) gay, or (b) wildly insecure. Or maybe I'm just jealous.

Disclaimer: Being happily married, I don't really give a shit who digs me. If you're not my husband, and you dig me, please keep it to yourself.

Unrelated link: The Lonely Whale